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qoolest on Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 |
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I don’t get it. My wife is looking at a website for information on fasting. In this site, there’s a pdf file with pages of information. Including recipes for meals of foods you can eat!
Is it just me, or does that strike anyone as unintentionally, ironically, funny?
If I wrote a book on fasting, the chapter on foods and meals you could eat would be about…uhmm, one page long. And I might even be able to write that chapter with one word. The the word, “Nothing”. I guess I could stretch it out to two words – “Absolutely nothing”.
Ok, to make it worth your time to read it, and my time to write it, I could make it longer. I could list all the foods you shouldn’t be eating when you’re fasting. And charge you $4,000 for it because it would be equivalent to the Encyclopedia Britannica – vol A-Z.
Since when has everything become so complicated?Honestly, does everything that’s important have to be hard to understand? Could this be just a conspiracy to make doctors, lawyers, and engineers rich?
Well, a bunch of scientist, after my own heart heart, have had enough too. Maybe they’re old, and trying to get into Heaven before they die. Or maybe they’re tired of trying to compete for the the high dollars these brainiacs from India are making over here.
I don’t know why, but they’re choosing to simplify taking care of yourself with proper nutrition….riiiight.
I know – I know; that’s like the guys who write all those ” ‘Something Hard To Do’ For Dummies” books. Those books that look like the New York City yellow pages, both in color and thickness.
That’s the kind of book, guys like me run from.
I don’t get it. If I was going to write a book for dummies, it would be very thin, and have lots of pictures. Really. That’s the kind of book I would think an idiot could really sink their eyes into.
I wouldn’t run from a book like that. I would run to it. Ok, so I’m not a rocket scientist. Who’s buying all those Dummies’ books?!
Anyways, about these scientists…they’re trying to make nutrition easy.
Think they can do it? You be the judge. Dumb It Down!
Then get some here if you’re a Real Man.
And get some here if you’re a Lady.
It’s guaranteed, so what have you got to lose? Except some weight!
Be Blessed!
